I Disappear

Hey, hey, hey, is it polar covalent, ionic? I don't know,
Hey, hey, hey, Mulliken electro-negativity,
Lewis dots, complete octet, I'm suffering
Hey hey hey, Coulomb-stabilized.

Hey, hey, hey, study bond lengths and orders, energies too
Hey, hey, hey, octet rule, lone pairs and bonds too
Single, double, triple, formal charge,
Hey, hey, hey, expanded octets rule!

Chorus:
Can you see me when I'm gone, I'm a resonance hybrid, here
You write several Lewis forms, but in truth, all of them disappear!

Hey, hey, hey, dipole moments, am I polar or non polar?
Hey, hey, hey, VSEPR Theory, tell me what shape am I.
Linear, tetrahedral, see-saw
Hey hey hey, oxidation number, used in naming me.

Chorus x 2, break, chorus x 2

I Disappear (click to download)